Girly Tumblr Themes

wordfather:

sorry i cant do that right now im having a year long moment

tortol:

people on tumblr can never say “i have anxiety” it’s always gotta be some shit like “obbghhhg the scaryfulness persists”

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

whatever I don’t even like your big slutty eyes and swagless aura

I lied, I want you so badly

froody:

froody:

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

he looks like he lets out a pathetic sad little sigh sometimes for no reason

justahumblememefarmer:

lichfucker:

tallahasseemp3:

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please read this story of a man accidentally discovering his wife is the worldโ€™s best Tetris player

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โ€œItโ€™s funny,โ€ I told Flewin.ย โ€œWe have an old Nintendo Game Boy floating around the house, and Tetris is the only game we own. My wife will sometimes dig it out to play on airplanes and long car rides. Sheโ€™s weirdly good at it. She can get 500 or 600 lines, no problem.โ€

What Flewin said next I will never forget.

โ€œOh, my!โ€

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TL;DR on the article

The husband was writing an article on classic video game records, was surprised to find out that holding the Tetris record is a bit of a big deal, and mentions how good his wife is at it.

The guy heโ€™s talking to mentions that the record is 327, way lower than his wifes usual scores of 500-600.

They travel to a tournament, and she goes to do her attempt. Just after she beats 327, and is climbing higher, a judge brings up to the husband that the specific version sheโ€™s playing actually has a different record of 545.

She overhears that she needs to beat 500-something, and keeps going, setting the record at 841.